Oddball: Bulls Logo Is a Robot Sitting On Bench Reading the Bible
Monday, August 4th, 2008Here is one for the conspiracy theorists with no grassy knolls involved. Someone called The Bagel of Everything posted on rationreality.com his conspiracy theory regarding the Bulls logo.
What you see will shock you, so the weak should just press the back button on their browser right now. If you think you are strong enough, read on.
When I was a child, someone showed me the Chicago Bulls logo, upside down, and pointed out that it was, in fact, a robot sitting on a park bench reading the bible. My little mind was blown. 20 plus years later, I look at the logo and no longer see the bull. Just an upside down robot priest…
You, dear reader, have seen the proselyting robot menace, haven’t you?
I’ve made an art to clarify the danger we face:
Why are they doing this? What do these robot overlords want from us?
Please, America. Rise up against the cybernetic oppressors before it’s too late!
Everything makes more sense when poorly animated.
I think none of us will ever look at the Bulls logo the same way again.
